January 2010
75 posts
I put the here in incoherent
I’m staying up later than usual today because I’m generally funner when deprived of sleep. Apparently more approachable, too. GEEZ it’s not my fault I was born with a frown instead of a normal human face.
Also really too hungry/tired to write about today’s adventures, so I shall present it to you in bullet points, just so I won’t forget to write about it whenever I...
Dear world,
I am going to nap now. It will be a nice one-hour nap. I command it to be nice. Sometimes I get too tired and pissed off and kind of gets in the way of the nicer things in life. So, I will now nap, I will unclench my teeth and relax my balled fists.
EVEN IF ALL I REALLY WANT TO DO IS SCREAM AT SOME RANDOM PASSER BY AND PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
But instead I will relax.
AND GET READY FOR THE...
Tangina.
I’ve always said that I hate a problem that can’t be solved with a cigarette. Or a problem that can’t be solved within the time it takes to finish a cigarette. I also hate it when the problem is the cigarette.
Moving on.
I worry too much. I think about trivial things more than the average person. Normally I would just sit down and ponder with furrowed eyebrows what could be...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Death Cab for Cutie (35)
Hanson (7)
Colbie Caillat (7)
Rent Original Broadway Cast (5)
She & Him (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I've always missed you on the weekends
but this time I can say it. I miss you already. :[
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Death Cab for Cutie (6)
Iron & Wine (3)
The Beatles (3)
The Shins (3)
A Perfect Circle (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
What's wrong with you!? You're such a psychopath....
My sister gives the best advice.
And, for the first time in a very long time, I have no words.
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The term "Late bloomer" makes me angry.
Every time I catch my reflection, I force myself to focus on my hair. Hair is easy. Hair can be taken care of with a brush and a haircut. If my eyes linger on my face, it all comes rushing back. You know that kind of I hate myself mentality one gets when puberty happens? Well, I never grew out of mine. Every mirror and every reflection makes me want to shove my face into a food processor. Every....
Bad omen
My cat is sleeping on my bristol board. I take it that the gods do not want me to start on my plate just yet. After all, the Egyptians worshiped cats. The fact that my obese pet licks the scarred memory of what used to be his balls doesn’t make him any less credible. I’m taking this gesture as a sign: Starting on my plate now would just lead to a messy job and an angry cat woken from...
Intimacy is a four syllable word for, ‘Here’s my heart and soul, please grind...
– Grey’s Anatomy (via beautythatmoves) (via quote-book)
You can't always get what you want.
The solution? I solemnly swear to try to maybe attempt to just give it a shot to maybe not want you.
You can't spell Gangsta without angst.
It’s three in the morning. My cat is grunting at me, not only because he is incapable of producing a normal-sounding meow, but probably also because he’s trying to tell me that it’s way past my bedtime and that playing Death Cab’s Steadier Footing one more time just might break the both of us (So I switch to Transatlanticism). I’m at the point where it’s painful...
It sucks when your head hurts, when your tooth...
It means things went right and no hangover the next day will make it not worth it.
So gaiz, I'm currently going through ALL of the...
and THIS IS NEVER GOING TO END. I need to find the perfect one I can use as a reference for the portrait I’m going to do.
HALP. HALP HALP.
I hope you can find it in your hearts (and in your hard drives) to send some photos my way. Thx.
PS. It was really hard deciding who to draw among allll the people I love so much. John Simm came in ridiculously close, but I think that’s just my...
SCREW THE PURSUIT FOR TRUE LOVE
CAN I HAZ BOY WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
Death Cab for Cutie (9)
The Beatles (8)
A Perfect Circle (7)
The Decemberists (6)
Altar Boyz Original Broadway Cast (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dear religious woman, I want to recline my seat...
Every Monday night, I force either of my parents to ferry me to my boarding house near the university. The awkward 45 minute silences, disturbed only by weary sighs from either driver or passenger, are only made bearable by an iPod, sound-proof earphones, and the unspoken agreement of temporary unfamiliarity. Recently, however, I have been going about my days without a pair of earphones, and have...
Just finished watching The End of Time
And I will be one of the last people on Tumblr to weep about it.
TENNAAAAAAAANNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
ohohopgfihogohhogofgodfogfogoohd.
Your girlfriend must be so proud (of your geeky...
AJ: *dramatically stabs small plastic straw through his tetra-pak of Choc-O*
Jamie: Hey, can you do the same for mine?
AJ: *breaks two plastic straws in the attempt to pierce the foil*
Jamie: Wow.
AJ: I think it's a one-in-a-million pack made out of Adamantium.
"Is your biggest frustration not looking like...
That’s everyone’s biggest frustration, ate. Everyone.
I'm here to recharge. I'm a robot.
I have eyebags. Dude.
I’ve been through many all-nighters and strenuous activities involving papers and research and hardly any sleep, but this is the first time I have experienced eyebags so epic that I have to blog about them. They’re soft and squishy and really kind of icky. I’m so impressed with myself. Still, all I did last night was have a nice dinner and a nice stroll...