January 2011
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"Jamie, you just bought nail polish and a bunch of...
JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT PAT. JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT.
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While I was adding the finishing touches to the...
Alon's Mother comes into the room: Wow! It's James Deen!
Me: ...
Alon: Uh, no.
Alon's Mother: No, that's James Deen!
Me sweating profusely making no eye contact: ...
Alon poorly covering up the situation: No... it's that guy from Love Actually-- you know? That guy... from Love Actually...
Alon's Mother: No, that's James Dean! You know, the 50's icon? Like the male Marilyn Monroe?
Me: YEAH ALON HOW CAN YOU *NOT* KNOW WHO JAMES DEAN IS HE'S LIKE SUPER FAMOUS GO GOOGLE HIM
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You Should Date An Illiterate Girl →
“Date a girl who doesn’t read because the girl who reads knows the importance of plot. She can trace out the demarcations of a prologue and the sharp ridges of a climax. She feels them in her skin. The girl who reads will be patient with an intermission and expedite a denouement. But of all things, the girl who reads knows most the ineluctable significance of an end. She is comfortable with...
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Php 2,000 cellphone
As much as I would love to gets me a Blackberry or whatever new toy it is you chillun’ play with these days, I don’t actually like the idea of having something worth Php 10k++ in my pocket while I’m off talking to strangers and eating their candy. Oh and I don’t have Php10k++
SO!
Does anyone have any good cheap basic phones they love and would like to recommend?
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Your Zodiac sign didn’t change. It only applies to...
so-phy-sticated:
counter-clockwise:(via:kill-all-idiots)
OH NO NOW THEY HAVE TO CHANGE THE LYRICS TO BOOTY MUSIC
But srsly, the only people who should be worried are the ones laying out the horoscope pages of newspapers everywhere.
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Whenever I read a book where I know the protagonist is going to die, I stop reading once I feel the remaining pages getting thin so that the character may live a little longer. This results in a rather unhappy pile of books, upset because I never finished them.
Whenever I read a book where I know the protagonist is going to die, I stop reading once I feel the remaining pages getting thin so that the character may live a little longer. This results in a rather unhappy pile of books, upset because I never finished them.
“Nobody told me I had a clitoris. Nobody told me I was capable of having orgasms....”
– Sex Education, or, What Boys Will Want From You « Frothing at the Brain (via sexisnottheenemy) (via kahtiihma)(via catbountry)(via fannybaws)(via synthezoid)(via wundagore)(via tranzient)(via kalemason)(via lipsbetweenthehips)(via girl-germs)(via littlelionsroar)(via sansrevolution)(via...
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My class is so full drama but I know the solution
It would be so awesome if we all went on a retreat. IMAGINE ALL THE TEARS, THE BULL SESSIONS! Oh oh and the tearful apologies and sudden feeling of love for everything. That piece of paper you stick on your back which all ends up with paraphrased versions of “Funny” or “Wish I knew you more!” (You guys did get that on your paper too, right? No? Fuck)
See, you guys. All...
“The principal goal of education in the schools should be creating men and women...”
– Jean Piaget (via nathanielstuart)
“My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A...”
– The Marquis de Sade, in a letter to his wife
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All I want to do is to fully illustrate the...
“The argument that women who enjoy BDSM are “taught” they should be submissive in...”
– BDSM And Feminism: “Stop Telling Me What I’m Supposed To Like, Damn It.” (via sexisnottheenemy)
About women but easily extended to general sex positivity. Trust people to own their sexuality.
(via fuckyeahmenfolk)
I thought I reblogged this before, but I don’t have it on my blog.
(via...
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That awkward moment when you look at the drawing...
howhighthemoon:
nukidoodle:
strange-am-i:
Always.
it never fails
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sprouto:
gorgonzpacho:
Just listen.
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