Sharks go chomp

overtoned:

cymumbles:

When was your first kiss?

I can’t remember

Knowing the answer to this question will rip a hole through the time-space continuum. Then again, time is a lot more complicated than we think. It’s wibbly-wobby and timey-wimey… But I digress.

First kiss, schmirst schmiss. I spent all my sweet-cootie-HISGLASSESHECANTSEEWITHOUTHISGLASSES-time time levellin’ up and learning how to Oekaki, chasing the boy of my dreams through cyberspace, and that doesn’t make me less of a p-person… *weeps*

I need to get hot and skanky ASAP or else parts long overdue for their first run might rust up before I get to try them out. (I mean my earrings)